the return of the left reverend pj curry

this blessed oddity

this singing saint

this holy-ghost prodigy

who make the church mommas faint

ain’t no thunder

without the Boy Wonder

the little laser beam

with the “Help me Jesus!” scream!

the singin’ minister with the most

on speakin’ terms wit’ da holy ghost

spittin’ lyrics put the devil on the whippin’ post

no thanks I’m on a diet

I’ll just have grapefruit and toast!

but anyway flock!,

I’m talkin’ ‘bout He

of song-makin’ soul shakin’,

devil quakin’ tone!

he’ll burn you with his fire,

even if he fresh outta brimstone!

yes, the devil himself

gotta recognize and enjoy

our everlasting Quasar

Brother Marty Roy!